In a moment of drunken sentiment, Evan Tanner has made an absurd promise, to smuggle himself into the Soviet union, find his friends long lost love, and bring her back into the us. But the long lost love had a sister. And a sister had 10 swinging girlfriends, the sexy latvian gymnast team. And then of course, there was the daughter and old man, defect them from Yugoslavia, in the 6 year old heirs to the Lithuanian throne, who Tanner had picked up along the way. And they all want it to be smuggled to america. An impossible task for most men, but Evan Tanner was not an ordinary man..