The perfect gag gift that blends absurdity, wit, and pop culture in a collection of laugh-out-loud funny and irresistibly thought-provoking dilemmas. Within these pages are over 200 hilarious questions that ask readers to look deep inside themselves and choose between two equally undesirable—or desirable—options. Prepare to be stumped by quandaries like: • Would you rather watch a porn movie with your parents, or watch a porn movie starring your parents? • Would you rather fight Mike Tyson, or talk like him? • Would you rather live in a world where at the end of a rainbow, there really was a pot of gold, or where at the end of a rainbow there were 500 cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon? Filled with twisted insights, Would You Rather... is brain candy to tempt even the most finicky palate.