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Light Hardcover (1 lb or less)

Nevada

A Love Story

Waking up after a fantastic night only to discover that his girlfriend is a vampire and has transformed him into one, Thomas C. Flood adapts to his new powers while dealing with a dangerous faction of bloodsuckers trying to kill off all other vampires.

You Suck

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Three books in one! By the author of The Vampire Diaries! #paperback #fiction #youngadultfiction #fantasy #horrorfiction #vampires #vampirefiction #horror #Halloween #halloweenreads 

Paperback (1 to 2 lbs)

New Jersey

Secret Vampire; Daughters of Darkness; Spellbinder

Night World Volume 1 includes books one through three of the New York Times bestselling series by the author of The Vampire Diaries.

Vampires, werewolves, witches, shapeshifters -- they live among us without our knowledge. Night World is their secret society, a secret society with very strict rules. And falling in love breaks all the laws of the Night World.

In Secret Vampire, Poppy thought the summer would last forever. Then she was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Now Poppy's only hope for survival is James, her friend and secret love. A vampire in the Night World, James can make Poppy immortal. But first they both must risk everything to go against the laws of Night World.

Fugitives from Night World, three vampire sisters leave their isolated home to live among humans in Daughters of Darkness. Their brother, Ash, is sent to bring the girls back, but he falls in love with their beautiful friend.

Two witch cousins fight over their high school crush. It's a battle between black magic and white magic in Spellbinder.

Night World No. 1

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Christopher Moore

Ohio

Being undead sucks. Literally. Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues. But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue. And that really sucks.

#hardcover #fiction #thissucks #comedy #vampirefiction You suck a lover story by Christopher Moore, appears to be in very good condition. No marks or damages expect the pages are a little yellow from being old. A very good book for people who love vampires or for teens. 

You Suck: A Love Story , by Christopher Moore, opens in a daringly inauspicious way. “You bitch! You killed me! You suck!”

The opening line alone probably disqualifies Moore’s most recent title from being hailed as a great work of literature, but it’s appropriate enough for a story of two lovestruck vampires, their minions, a group of graveyard-shift grocery clerks and the evil ancient vampire who is coming after all of them.

Pennsylvania

J. R. Ward

Hardcover (1 to 2 lbs)

-Xcor, leader of the Band of Bastards, convicted of treason against the Blind King, is facing a brutal interrogation and torturous death at the hands of the Black Dagger Brotherhood. Yet after a life marked by cruelty and evil deeds, he accepts his soldier's fate, his sole regret the loss of a sacred female who was never his: the Chosen Layla. Layla alone knows the truth that will save Xcor's life. But revealing his sacrifice and his hidden heritage will expose them both and destroy everything Layla holds dear--even her role of mother to her precious young---Amazon.com.

The Chosen

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Light Paperback (1 lb or less)

Chronicles of Nick

At fourteen, Nick Gautier thinks he knows everything about the world around him. Streetwise, tough, and savvy, his quick sarcasm is the stuff of legends. . .until the night when his best friends try to kill him. Saved by a mysterious warrior who has more fighting skills than Chuck Norris, the teenaged Nick is sucked into the realm of the Dark-Hunters: immortal vampire slayers who risk everything to save humanity. Nick quickly learns that the human world is only a veil for a much larger and more dangerous one: a world where the captain of the football team is a werewolf and the girl he has a crush on goes out at night to stake the undead. But before he can even learn the rules of this new world, his fellow students are turning into flesh-eating zombies--and he's next on the menu. As if starting high school isn't hard enough. . .now Nick has to hide his new friends from his mom, his chain saw from the principal, and keep the zombies and the demon Simi from eating his brains, all without getting grounded or suspended. How in the world is he supposed to do that?

Infinity

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Arizona

#ya #vampires #goth #gothic #vampirefiction 


The Last Vampire, Black Blood, Red Dice

Chronicles the events in the life of Alisa, a five-thousand-year-old vampire.

Thirst No. 1

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Colorado

#fiction #vampirefiction #thissucks #paranormal

Illinois

Utah

New York

#horrorfiction #davidwellington #vampires #vampirefiction #horrorbook #horrorpaperback #lgbtqhorror 

A Novel

Twenty years after Jameson Arkeley destroys a cadre of vampires and imprisons their leader, Justina Malvern, State Trooper Laura Caxton is called in to investigate a homicide that leads to the discovery that three vampires survived the attack and are determined to free Malvern and replenish their bloodthirsty clan, as Caxton is called on to prepare for a final showdown with the undead. Original. 50,000 first printing.

13 Bullets

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Yellowing of pages but otherwise great condition

Laurell K. Hamilton

I have the first three Anita Blake books listed for $2 individually, but let me know if you'd like all three and I can make a bundle for $5.

Minnesota

I'm Anita Blake, expert on creatures of the night. I've dined with shapeshifters, danced with werewolves, and been wooed-but not won-by Jean-Claude, the Master Vampire of the City.And now a darkly dangerous vampire named Alejandro has hit town. He too wants me for his human servant. A war of the undead has begun. Over me.I would be flattered. If my life weren't at stake...

Circus of the Damned

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Missouri

Great condition, original painted edges from paperback release. 

Rhode Island

There's a very strange clear film taped to the cover, I think intended as protection? Not the greatest condition, but suitable enough to read.

If you'd like this book, the second book in the Sookie Stackhouse series (Living Dead in Dallas), and another Charlaine Harris book (Grave Sight, NOT a Sookie Stackhouse book) let me know and I'll create a bundle listing for $5 (each book is listed for $2 individually).

Dead Until Dawn

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Virginia

North Carolina

#fiction #classic #classicwithatwist #mrdarcy #janeausten #prideandprejudice #vampirefiction #vampire #fantasy #horrorfiction 

Oregon

Presents a paranormal sequel to Jane Austen's "Pride and Prejudice."

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